What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

What did one boob say to the other boob

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?