What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 17:24

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me : I don't drink
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?
He : Tea ?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Thank you.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
What would you change in Rings of Power?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : I'm 24.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Me : Sure.
Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Then let's have some coffee
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : No